Welcome to more migraine inducing text. If you highlight the page it might make it easier to read, but it will look less cool. So you see my dilemma. This bio page exists to satisfy all my crazy fans! Yes, both of you! You are so crazy!
       I was born in California in 1978. I now live in Memphis, Tennessee and may be stuck here for a while. The cost is living is so cheap that few people escape to pursue bigger and better things. Someday I hope to own a coffee shop that also servers alcohol. So far all I have is a pocket full of dreams and a name: Coffeeshots. You'd drink there, wouldn't you? I mean, all the cool people are doing it. You do want to look cool, don't you?
       The 18 songs featured on this site (whose space is graciously donated or borrowed or stolen from Databit or Telecomman or Sleepy Weasel) were made on my home pc. I made the first one "Destroy" because I didn't have any cool driving music. I wanted some creepy drum and bass but nothing seemed to satisfy. The other songs just kinds developed as experiments or boredom. I use a program called Fruity Loops for most of the creation.
       Kelly has been a big inspiration and critic. She mostly says "hey that's good" or "how can I give you monies?" but I always decline. You see, she gives me something more that money, and that's coffee. You'll understand when you are old enough. For now just accept it as truth.
       The coming months will see more songs posted on this site beucase Kelly will be back in school and I will have hours with nothing better to do. Please email me with any requests like movies you want to hear in creepy electronic music form. Since this is turning into more of a random train of thought I will stop.